GMM Ghostly Glow-in-the-Dark Keychain

POV: You're running through the woods. It’s dark. Bigfoot’s on your trail. You can hear him just behind you.

You finally make it to your car. Safe, right? Wrong. Your keys are missing. They fell somewhere nearby. If only they glowed in the dark, then you wouldn’t get stomped by those big hairy tootsies. Invest in your future. Buy this keychain.